Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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