well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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