I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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