And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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