I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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