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  • Submitted by flaunn on Aug 6, 10 at 9:34am

    pro tip: if you touch it, it will get bigger

  • Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 6, 10 at 10:48am

    Keep it inside the lines

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 6, 10 at 11:36am

    If you have ear sex, you can hear him cumming.

  • Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 6, 10 at 9:37am

    do what little kids do and stick it up your nose.. better yet, i feel that size is perfect for ear sex

  • Submitted by karenina on Aug 6, 10 at 9:43am

    Better than a crayon!

  • Submitted by textualChocolate on Aug 6, 10 at 9:57am

    Haha ear sex...it's all the rage now I hear, at least they're still being abstinate

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      Submitted by Nasty on Aug 6, 10 at 10:05am

      Family Guy FTW

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    Submitted by niceman on Aug 6, 10 at 11:17am

    Try dating a girl.

  • 85 66
    Submitted by allstarplayer324 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:38am

    This is even worse when you look at the text immediately below it...

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    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:26pm

    Oooooo what color was it?!?!?!

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    Submitted by rachelrocks84 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:21pm

    Maybe it's a blunt, not a penis.

    • 63 76
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:01pm

      makes much more sense. a penis the width of a marker would be very startling indeed, but I don't think it's all that physically possible. a blunt on the other hand...

  • 79 68
    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 10:57am

    Did you color in a picture of a kitty with it?

  • 79 74
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 6, 10 at 10:02am

    sell it on craigslist

  • 69 59
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:54pm

    @allstarplayer324 LOL I thought the same thing

  • 70 64
    Submitted by SippinSally on Aug 7, 10 at 12:33am

    Was it washable? You wouldn't want him staining your clothes.

  • 59 46
    Submitted by footballplayer on Aug 7, 10 at 12:48am

    Color with it

  • 70 69
    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:36am

    Good call

  • 70 71
    Submitted by rwoodin on Aug 6, 10 at 6:48pm

    Bigger than a peanut:)

  • 67 76
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 6, 10 at 6:06pm

    @rose my guy is white but he has skillz and the energy of an athlete. Sometimes size isn't the most important thing. I had a guy with size but no skillz or imagination but this is my first white guy and I'm impressed and it takes me about a week to recover from being with him. Good that he travels. I nEeD the breaks.

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    Submitted by soccerrat2001 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:04am

    Marker or crayon? Big difference there

  • 64 77
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 7, 10 at 11:14am

    Stick it in your vag. Jesus I learned this in fifth grade

  • 58 70
    Submitted by assfaggot on Aug 6, 10 at 6:38pm

    That's so hot I want it

  • 58 73
    Submitted by mycoolname on Aug 7, 10 at 3:35am

    Well it'd be useful if you've never done anal. You could experience a bit and it'd be like you didn't even lose your anal virginity at all.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Aug 7, 10 at 2:42am

    @flaunn lmao! Spoken like a pro.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:16pm

    but apparently measured it against a crayola marker

  • 54 79
    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 6, 10 at 11:58am

    Education majors, they are getting a degree in coloring all day.

  • Submitted by rose91380 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:05pm

    has to be a white guy!

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    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 9, 12 at 8:14pm

    A small penis is cause for experimentation. You could easily blow him and be a pro or you could try anal and not hurt too bad for the first time. Think of it as an advantage instead of a hindrance. Be open minded. :)

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    Submitted by gamestar73 on Sep 15, 12 at 12:26pm

    Is it a smelly marker?

  • 44 68
    Submitted by allylovesyou on Aug 22, 10 at 11:25pm

    Hahaha welcome to Georgia..

  • 51 85
    Submitted by shinee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:09am

    It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean ;)

    • 34 60
      Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 10, 11 at 10:48pm

      unless your boat is a cruise ship...then the motion of the ocean is unneeded :)

  • 42 77
    Submitted by ashyLarry9 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:40am

    as opposed to being symbolically or figuratively the size of a marker?

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    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 7:14pm

    You know, this site always has a way of making me feel better about my under average dick (no, I'm not a guy that thinks a 6 inch dick is below average... nor one that thinks 3 inches is average; mine really is under average).