so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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