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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 7:06pm

    Cake!

  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jun 2, 10 at 10:06pm

    The cake is a lie.

  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 2, 10 at 7:15pm

    Doesn't sounds like a bad thing at all! If you exercised, then the cake really wouldn't make any difference ya lard ass!

  • Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 2, 10 at 7:16pm

    Cake for breakfast for 3 days doesn't do shit. Unless you have the metabolism of a worm.

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    Submitted by Premeau on Jun 2, 10 at 7:51pm

    cake or death

    • 46 54
      Submitted by suspire on Jun 2, 10 at 11:06pm

      you live by the cake, you die by the cake

    • 66 55
      Submitted by iamthatguy on Jun 3, 10 at 12:22am

      um.. cake please!

  • 94 61
    Submitted by evillegu15 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:43pm

    I had red velevet cake for breakfast last week. It was amazing

  • 88 60
    Submitted by medicmama on Jun 3, 10 at 4:41pm

    if you exercise enough then cake does not matter! get off your ass and go on a run to burn off the cake

  • 79 58
    Submitted by moose4787 on Jun 2, 10 at 7:58pm

    Cake for breakfast is the way to go!

  • 79 60
    Submitted by Troubled on Jun 3, 10 at 1:38pm

    You tell me, how many you tell me texts are gonna get posted.

  • 83 71
    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 2, 10 at 8:55pm

    Who cares? Hit the gym or stfu

  • 91 88
    Submitted by drunkone1 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:33pm

    Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

  • 79 69
    Submitted by bella69 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    I've had smores. So I'm there with ya. Lol.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Nahvis on Jun 3, 10 at 1:24am

    I'm guessing lonely is how the bikini season is going to go muffin.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:13pm

    Fatass

  • 69 67
    Submitted by buckethead1 on Jun 3, 10 at 12:56am

    You know the difference between cake and a muffin? Nuffin. Jim gaffigan rocks

  • 69 67
    Submitted by c27muskrat on Jun 2, 10 at 10:15pm

    Good?

  • 66 62
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 3, 10 at 8:56pm

    Cake is the breakfast of true Champions!

  • 62 54
    Submitted by hotcalendar on Jun 2, 10 at 11:53pm

    oh uh? boflex

  • 72 78
    Submitted by hockey182 on Jun 2, 10 at 9:27pm

    703 area is hot. Just sayin.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 2, 10 at 9:34pm

    not good, fatty

  • 76 90
    Submitted by shemp on Jun 2, 10 at 8:07pm

    In soviet Russia , cake eats you 3 days str8 for breakfast

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 3, 10 at 9:00pm

    Bikini season sounds like it's going deliciously.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by muahahaha on Jun 2, 10 at 9:02pm

    First to say first!

  • 74 88
    Submitted by buffalobill on Jun 2, 10 at 9:01pm

    i like cak

  • 70 83
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 3, 10 at 1:31am

    She can't be that bad. I ate apple pie with vanilla ice cream for 5 days and Im still a size 2. Well it does depend on the portion of cake she is enjoying.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by shocktroop55 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:25pm

    Inflamessoilwork that was ecmactly what i was going to say. Oh you gotta love those port-a-shitters

  • 70 83
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 2, 10 at 9:28pm

    It's ok, white girl, you still rawk

  • 58 60
    Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 3, 10 at 2:29pm

    It's booootayyyyyy season.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by dova on Jun 3, 10 at 12:06am

    Hahaha that's funny

  • 63 72
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 2, 10 at 11:23pm

    Wedding cake is the most fattening substance known to man!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 2, 10 at 8:48pm

    You know.. if you didn't eat cake, you yourself could make bikini season suck less for the rest of us.

    • 65 55
      Submitted by ograbme on Jun 2, 10 at 8:55pm

      emerica is gnarly man, respect.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 10 at 8:52am

    Virginiaaaaaaa

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 2, 10 at 9:59pm

    I love it when a chick's fat folds completely consume their bikini. Makes em look nakey ;)

  • 58 85
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:58pm

    She fat because she looooove the cake...

  • Submitted by MHHMHHMHH on Jun 2, 10 at 7:06pm

    Okay, you're a cottage-cheese-thigh leviathan fatass.

  • Submitted by pooooooop on Jun 2, 10 at 9:21pm

    Try sniffing coke for breakfast everyday...you'll def lose weight.

  • Submitted by all_nighter on Jun 2, 10 at 7:47pm

    then stop eating it fatty

  • 51 91
    Submitted by anonymouse333 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:47pm

    how could it even be bikini season if you live in the 703? there's definitely no beaches there and it's cold.

    • 63 67
      Submitted by mikanette on Jun 2, 10 at 9:59pm

      dude. it's so not cold here.

    • 65 50
      Submitted by flylikeaneagle on Jul 6, 10 at 2:25pm

      im sitting in the 703 right now, its 102 degrees outside, but nice try(: