he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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