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  • 67 24
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 20, 11 at 5:03pm
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    Every guy who read this just clutched their crotch.

  • 31 24
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 20, 11 at 8:49pm
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    You can break a dick. Its the most painful fucking experience a guy can have. Rupturing your penis? Fuck that, I quit.

    • 27 33
      Submitted by Malicius on Nov 21, 11 at 2:58am
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      Yes u can and yes it is

  • 29 27
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 20, 11 at 5:22pm
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    I have issues, I just imagined someone falling onto and being impaled by a dick like Schwarzenegger at the end of "end of days"

    • 17 14
      Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 10, 12 at 3:32am
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      Did you play mortal combat growing up?

  • 31 49
    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 21, 11 at 9:12am
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    hopefully you ended up gettin mad fucked up nd falling on some good unbroken keck - www.iwassofuckedup.com

  • 9 13
    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 7:05pm
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    Ouch

  • 13 35
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 22, 11 at 7:26am
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    Yikyikyik.

  • 13 54
    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Nov 21, 11 at 3:06am
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    Way to go on mapping out the night's plan!