He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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