Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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