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  • Submitted by nfpc135 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:16am

    The chairs at McDonalds. God bless America

  • Submitted by mikew2010 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:16am

    Clearly a girl your size should be wearing a tube top and spandex shorts when you go out.

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      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 12, 10 at 4:05pm

      I actually know a girl who weighs 108 pounds who has a muffin top, so you dont really know for sure shes fat.

      • Submitted by ano_nemus on Jul 13, 10 at 4:52am

        if she's 108 and has a muffin top, then she's either 4'8", or the bitch doesn't know how to buy clothes properly. take her shopping for some better shit

  • Submitted by gardea_11b on Jul 12, 10 at 10:56am

    You could fit on a treadmill

  • Submitted by anon33 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:25am

    If I sent this to a friend and they sent it here, I would be pissed!

  • Submitted by Thrax on Jul 12, 10 at 12:10pm

    Sounds like my kinda gal. Fat chicks will suck your dick off and ride you into next week

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:21am

    I agree with mike. Lots of thin brightly colored spandex pieces to help accentuate your model like physique. I would recommend buying a couple sizes smaller than normal.

    • 43 69
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 11:11am

      I just called you.....you did not answer...

  • 96 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 11:29am

    Does the gym fit?

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    Submitted by Nanniepoo on Jul 13, 10 at 3:28pm

    a snuggie

  • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:46pm

    muffin top just means your clothes are too tight. skinny girls get it too as long as you aren't prepubescent and have SOME kind of hips. go up a size or two and show off the curves, any guy who wants only super thin girls probably has a small dick anyway and needs to feel "bigger"

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    Submitted by HR_paperstacks on Jul 12, 10 at 10:06am

    Oh u fancy huh

    • 60 82
      Submitted by RolledUp on Jul 12, 10 at 3:28pm

      Nails done, hair done, everything did. I'm pretty sure snookie is the original poster.

      • 41 70
        Submitted by jayhawka on Jul 14, 10 at 3:34am

        You gettin ready so i know we gone be here a while. And it was definitely snookie.

  • Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jul 12, 10 at 9:17am

    Stop being so fat

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    Submitted by Quietthing on Jul 12, 10 at 11:50am

    Mooomooo???

  • 82 80
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 13, 10 at 1:49am

    I love every single one of the comments to this post! And for the OP I think if you wear a moomoo you should be in the clear!

  • 70 64
    Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:22am

    Jenny Craig will fit anyone.

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    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 12, 10 at 12:39pm

    How about a comprehensive diet and exercise plan?

  • 81 87
    Submitted by charlieharper on Jul 12, 10 at 12:08pm

    Sounds like a case of Slim-Fast would fit.

  • 81 89
    Submitted by user69 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:15am

    Buy bigger clothes.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:15pm

    bathing suit/romper?

  • 78 88
    Submitted by ashmarie on Jul 12, 10 at 7:48pm

    I bet if you'd take your fat ass to the gym you'd find something to fit. Remember, fast food is only your friend if you are skinny and eat it in moderation.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 12, 10 at 2:24pm

    a gym???

  • 72 78
    Submitted by heyxbrookeee on Jul 12, 10 at 12:57pm

    Keepin New Jersey proud...

  • 71 79
    Submitted by la_bella_vida on Jul 12, 10 at 10:11am

    Either lose the muffin top or buy spanx

  • 67 72
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 14, 10 at 2:23am

    A diet would be a good fit, fat ass

  • 66 71
    Submitted by CAPTAINKANGAROO on Jul 15, 10 at 2:38pm

    Hefty makes something that might fit

  • 77 97
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 5:57pm

    Some people just shouldn't be allowed out in public.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by violentgsxr on Jul 13, 10 at 11:30am

    A diet perhaps..

  • 68 82
    Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 5:00am

    @anon8609 \nNahhh it's cuz skinny girls are sexier and easier to bang. Search through waves of fat to find the hole probably isn't what normal people wanna end up doing Friday night :/

  • 66 80
    Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 12, 10 at 3:30pm

    Get punched in the jaw and have it wired shut. That will solve your fat issues pretty darn quick.

  • Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:05am

    Just stay in your trailer and never come out. Because humanity hates your life.

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    Submitted by bexstar on Jul 16, 10 at 1:05pm

    Try shopping at plus size shops. There are lots of great outfits for bigger girls. :)

  • 70 89
    Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:12pm

    My face might work

  • 59 70
    Submitted by oogieboogiex on Jul 13, 10 at 1:21am

    Oohhhh yeah I'd hit it!

  • 61 75
    Submitted by imajew on Jul 29, 10 at 4:30pm

    Fat chick alert

  • 60 77
    Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:57am

    Cardboard boxes are cheap and fit perfectly for "square figures"

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 13, 10 at 2:02am

    Spandex bible

  • 67 99
    Submitted by nattielite on Jul 13, 10 at 1:17am

    Amen sister. : 8 )

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Captain0bvious on Jul 12, 10 at 10:31am

    Duh. Swimsuit sizes suck.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:17pm

    Try a tarp fatty

  • 61 94
    Submitted by marrio91 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:10pm

    I still find girls wearing bedsheets attractive...oh wait,! No I don't

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Megzii on Jul 12, 10 at 1:55pm

    A bed sheet

  • Submitted by currypower on Jul 12, 10 at 10:15am

    This just in big and tall now has a circus tent section in both fat and damn she is big enjoy

  • Submitted by superultimate on Jul 12, 10 at 6:28pm

    How about the plus size store?

  • 54 90
    Submitted by hobogal on Jul 13, 10 at 8:42pm

    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!

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    Submitted by elsangre21 on May 19, 12 at 4:43am

    A treadmill should work...

  • 54 93
    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 13, 10 at 12:50am

    Epic fail!

  • 47 82
    Submitted by alexkoziol23 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:38am

    MIDDLETOWN all the way

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    Submitted by prompt on Jul 13, 10 at 12:38am

    I wonder if a diet would fit you

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 9:21am

    A bullet should fit just fine....

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 10:47am

      All the fatties are voting thumbs down.....LOL!

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        Submitted by CaribouMegs on Jul 12, 10 at 11:23am

        Nope all the people that aren't cunts are voting down. \n\nIn response to the text...TOGA TOGA TOGA!

  • 44 81
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 13, 10 at 5:05am

    a gym might...

  • 45 99
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:46am

    husky