that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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