Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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