Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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