I just made out with a guy for $7.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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