y did u give ur computer a hand job?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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