I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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