I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I need to sanitize my soul.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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