WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Pooping to opera.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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