fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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