Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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