just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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