Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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