If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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