Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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