the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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