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  • 78 52
    Submitted by franzferdinand on Jan 11, 12 at 7:21pm

    All i can imagine is 5 foot tall guido cubans fist pumping the night away.

    • 56 54
      Submitted by jonathan619 on Jan 11, 12 at 7:33pm

      With gold chains on.

      • 51 60
        Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 12, 12 at 1:47am

        And complaining they can't find a good pastrami anywhere on North Beach.

  • 70 59
    Submitted by princesspink on Jan 11, 12 at 3:40pm

    Miami is such a shit hole. I can just imagine what kind of shitty shit hole Jersey and Miami would be.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by LOIS330 on Jan 12, 12 at 1:54am

    Miami is the armpit of Florida... Sad but true!!!

  • 58 56
    Submitted by oceanbarbie72 on Jan 13, 12 at 9:02am

    Glass?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 14, 12 at 12:57pm

    Miasey is the place where the heat is on, all night in the pit of America's arm. Welcome to Miasey: beach and gym and tan and laundry.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by malenao on Jan 11, 12 at 5:35pm

    Pink: I take it you have never been to Miami. Or if u have u are either too fat or too ugly to appreciate it... Sucks for u

  • 62 73
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 11, 12 at 2:31pm

    The fact that you would even put beautiful Miami along side the taint of America shows that you are a jackass

  • 55 61
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 12, 12 at 12:39am

    GTFO!!!

  • 49 54
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 12, 12 at 1:46am

    Say hello to Merf the Surf for me!

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Jan 12, 12 at 9:53pm

    Back. Away. Slowly.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by ConJoL_22 on Jan 11, 12 at 2:50pm

    Dirty Jeerrrrzzzz. Pa's fat obnoxious Italian little brother. We want some ocean too, but not after the shit you've done to it

  • 41 42
    Submitted by sheisascreamer on Jan 16, 12 at 1:39am

    It's not all new jersey. Just east jersey. The rest of us are middle upper class suburbanites and farmers. But, I feel bad you had to put up with that bar. Shit sucks.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by DParson24 on Jan 11, 12 at 5:54pm

    Love Miami, but Jersey now makes me think of jersey shore. Snookie should die.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by mintyshake33 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:11pm

    Aqua Net's bastard child right there