Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
dude. I can hear the air.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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