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  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:36pm

    that shit will fuck up your life

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:12pm

    I love oxy cuz it's sooooo much cheaper than smack and the quality is consistant... Junkie Pride bitches melt it down and shoot it up

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:41pm

    This txt is dumber than the Nickelback one

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:39pm

    So glad I have better things to spend my money on rather than spending it all to support a drug problem

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:27am

    I agree with you 6:08 am

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:46am

    This would be me...but in my dream I would definitely make sure I got my orange county (;

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:34pm

    oxy's kill and ruin lives and ONLY IN FUCKING SOUTH FLORIDA would some fucking idiot have a dream about them. ugh.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:50pm

    Anyone who still says "___ much" needs to be raped in the anus by nazi zombie with herpes

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:42pm

    @10:12 wtf are u talking about? dope is ten times cheaper than oxys. thats why people start off with the pills and switch to dope when they cant afford it any more. what cost more, a 10 dollar bag or an 80mg oxy??

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:01pm

    I'd like to thank thist wonderful post on tfln for allowing me to get my first first. O yea, fuck Jeff

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:42pm

    This makes me sad.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43pm

    My vagina smells like strawberries and abortion

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:14am

    I FUCKING LOVE OXYCOTIN!!!! ITS THE BEST DRUG EVER!!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:45am

    So this site basically glorifies drug/alcohol abuse, promiscuous sex, farts, and anything with the word "college" in it, no matter how lame the text might be. Great site, guys, keep up the good work!

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:55pm

    Yeah... The desire to abuse opiates is not cute or funny. TFLN needs to step it up.

  • 36 31
    Submitted by tabbbayyyxo on Apr 8, 11 at 12:07am

    Junkie love ;*

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:42pm

    Your vagina smells like oxycontin. I can smell it from here.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:11am

    @10:30...you're the best thing I've ever seen on this site!!!! Stay strong

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:42pm

    TFLN STAFF GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND START GETTING BETTER TXTS

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:03pm

    ...seriously? moderatorssssss cmon

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:06pm

    i just pooped in my pants. mmmmm.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:04pm

    Interesting. I wonder what this dream really means? Jk

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:39am

    The day gumball machines are filled with OC's is the day I start only keeping quarters as currency

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:53am

    At least this isn't an adderall text

  • 33 31
    Submitted by supalaina on Jun 20, 10 at 6:11pm

    Jealous.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:17am

    I would so know how this guy feels!! I love oxys!!

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:23pm

    I love oc but dones is where it's at

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:04pm

    This is actually pretty funny to those of us who work in pharmacies and have to deal with addicts all the damn time.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:20pm

    Id be cool with it, heroin is soooo much danker. Like slam 3 oxy, and thats a gram of decent dope. God i love selling tarrrr, fuck rehab!!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:08am

    "we were so high on adderall that we sang to nickelback while doing shots every time someone said college and farted simultaneously after he was beating off to vaginas and blow jobs, and then we had sex and passed out because you were so drunk that you ran around naked and shouted 'i like porn-farmville'." just trying to sum up TFLN in one text

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:53pm

    well my friend didn't shoot them up n guess what hes still dead. im sure your brother would like you to not being doing pills or anything... im sure hed like you to live a better life then he did.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:48am

    TFLN needs to change to PFWJ-posts from worthless junkies. Nice job 305, you just confirmed to many Americans that our education system sucks. Thanks to pieces of shits like you, my tax dollars just went up

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:17am

    Get a fuckin life junkies

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:43pm

    So does tampon man, actually. Junkie pride is no pride at all.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:56am

    hahah funny as fuck because i have so many friends who are zombies/junkies from jawns and probably think this

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:17am

    junkie pride? are you that deranged that you think being dependant on a chemical it is something to be proud of? wake up, you hate yourself/life, think about it

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:56pm

    much much much much much

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:58pm

    

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17pm

    Im right there with ya pimp, everyone has addictions, it's just mine makes me feel fan-fucking-tastic!

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:55am

    I feel bad for ya because your future holds some sick shit, your an idiot for messing with that...your doing it to yourself...recognize

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:27am

    you are addicted, haha

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:12am

    I agree with 3:10. Screw Canada.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:20am

    i clicked bad night not because your dream sucks, but because you are lame and addicted to oxycontin

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:36am

    Should I kill myself? I had it all

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:46pm

    hmmm guilty subconscious much?

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:32pm

    These txts keep getting worse

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:55am

    6:08 sums this up perfectly. I can't believe I actually paid money for this app!

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:52am

    oxytocin > oxycontin

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:44am

    I agree 1:11! -girl next door

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:06pm

    My brother died three years ago from heroin I still love my pills that's y you don't shoot the shit up and pills you know what ur gettin sometimes it's not twice as strong or cut with meth or nothin nasty

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:14pm

    I feel ya. All these other f**ks don't know what their missing! I would have woken up pissed too.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:13pm

    Yes! Rehab is a bitch, dumbass!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:48am

    Wait... Someone prefers the childbearing hormone over pills? Absurd.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:02am

    This is awesome! love oxycontin!

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:56pm

    much much much much much much much much much much much

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:06am

    Lolololol

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:36pm

    I had that dream once too! And when I woke up I was so pissed that I shot up 3mgs of dillaudid... Shit was good again :)

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:59am

    I had a dream I was in bed with Megan Fox but when I woke up I was really in bed with Rosie O'Donnel. I just thought I would share this with all of you before I drive my car into a brick wall.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:54am

    moving up on that ladder of class..........I LOVE IT! <3

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:15pm

    seriously, this tfln is just plain fuckin retarded.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:10am

    Probable the worste I've ever heard

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:17am

    Oxy cotton, xanax bars, percocet and lortabs Valiums morphine patches exstacy and it's all up for grab What you want what you need hit me up I got you mane What you want what you need hit me up I got you mane

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:38pm

    It's funny what your subconscious will do to get you to realize you have a chemical dependency.

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:24pm

    Anonymous said... My brother died three years ago from heroin I still love my pills that's y you don't shoot the shit up and pills you know what ur gettin sometimes it's not twice as strong or cut with meth or nothin nasty YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I hope your brother and parents are proud that you're doing pills. god people are fucking retarded