Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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