Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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