I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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