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  • 65 59
    Submitted by Thedeez14 on Feb 26, 12 at 2:04pm

    This is the future of america

  • 68 70
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Feb 26, 12 at 3:10pm

    And your parenting is the number one contribution to her ending up as a $2 hooker, congrats!

  • 65 68
    Submitted by slaesar on Feb 26, 12 at 4:55pm

    Expect Russians to abuse your girl heavily...

  • 68 85
    Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 28, 12 at 8:19am

    Oh God no! Hope u aren't one of those teen mom dumbasses!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by indycindi on Feb 26, 12 at 2:08pm

    If she has a sister in the future call her tequila.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 27, 12 at 6:12am

    "Hi, I'm Lolita and there here's my friend Tanqueray."

  • 46 59
    Submitted by ethnicmutt on Mar 2, 12 at 7:50am

    Take a deep breath, and repeat to yourself: "It's a girl, not a cat. It's a human being, NOT A CAT."

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Philsfan08 on Feb 26, 12 at 4:10pm

    Make sure you name the next one cranberry or tonic, jackass

  • 49 73
    Submitted by amberkempef on Feb 26, 12 at 9:37pm

    I do too!!