All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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