I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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