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  • Submitted by highasballs on Apr 2, 13 at 6:14pm

    Your 19 year old brother is in kindergarten? What ever happened to no child left behind....

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      Submitted by smoothtalker on Apr 2, 13 at 8:44pm

      why did this comment not get like 8390499 likes?

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      Submitted by forlorn420 on Apr 3, 13 at 7:48pm

      one child was definately left behind.

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        Submitted by WV_kiwi on Apr 3, 13 at 10:52pm

        you? *definitely

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    Submitted by Yeep on Apr 2, 13 at 11:40am

    I'll raise a glass for him tonight.

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    Submitted by smumoi on Apr 2, 13 at 7:08pm

    @highasballs: BEST. COMMENT. EVER. YOU WIN.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 2, 13 at 11:01pm

    He's the boy with the golden penis....the boy with the golden penis....

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    Submitted by ScorpioAllDay on Apr 2, 13 at 12:06pm

    Just wait a few months, soon it will be "(insert whatever gross std symptom here)-cock"

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    Submitted by kcbabi on Apr 2, 13 at 11:53am

    Bitchin!

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    Submitted by vdubfan on Apr 16, 13 at 3:21pm

    Jacob?