Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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