you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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