i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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