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  • Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 30, 12 at 4:19pm

    Don't go into room 1408. I hear they play awful movies there.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 5:19pm

      WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! (ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL!)

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        Submitted by HoldMyLife on Apr 30, 12 at 8:07pm

        Are you the Keymaster?

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 12 at 6:23pm

    That’s what those bastards get for charging ten times what it costs for those mini vodkas!

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    Submitted by budman999 on Apr 30, 12 at 7:15pm

    Hope you know a good lawyer

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 4:01pm

    burglary and grand theft as well!

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 4:02pm

      followed shortly by felony evading

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    Submitted by MikeyPoolee on Apr 30, 12 at 9:43pm

    please tell me that was reference to kingdom hearts, you're friggin awesome nunu

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    Submitted by MikeyPoolee on Apr 30, 12 at 9:33pm

    my goodness you guys go big...and with all that shit you are going back home? i say ride till sunrise!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 9:40pm

    *gropes groin and flaps genitals* I got your key right here...its so much key I smash heartless with it

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 30, 12 at 3:29pm

    Yey!! Felony larceny.

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Feb 8, 13 at 4:28am

    Drama queens! Class A misdemeanor, worst case scenario.