Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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