big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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