you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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