Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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