how can u be prego again
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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