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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm

    space scares me when im sober!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:36pm

    awesome. absolutely awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:20pm

    i did that once, sober

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:40am

    PSSST. im high right now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:07pm

    When girls get high they either get really horny or really... this. Wow good job ya lightweight :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:29am

    i read this text, then proceeded to buy a quarter and smoke it with my buds, and we went outside and seriously geeked out. thinking about all the stars and galaxy and trippy colors and the never ending question of why we're here and if the universe is expanding, wtf is it expanding into? isnt the universe infinately large, if so, how in the hell is it expanding? weed and space jsut dont mix...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:34am

    hahahahha sounds like u were trippin fuckin balls luv when rookies gettin 2 high

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:46pm

    Lol, the blue icing. The first time I ever got stoned it was at my friend's birthday party and she had an ice cream cake with blue icing. I don't remember much, but I remember getting super high, almost dropping the cake on the floor, and then proclaiming, "This is the best f'ing cake EVER!!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:34am

    lol at 2:33 because i just sent a text the other day drunk saying, 'people should be just as scared of the ocean. it's like space but just underwater.'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:57pm

    man, i cry about space being scary when i'm sober. what the fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:56am

    Omg I've never laughed so hard. I hate thinking bout space high

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    i'm basing my decision to smoke solely off of this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:36pm

    I'd like to thank you guys not only for making me laugh my ass off but also giving me a whole new fear that had never even crossed my mind before...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:50pm

    i was just telling my dad how i cried when i thought about space being destroyed while i was was watching the second fantastic four movie. i thought i was the only person who ever did that, though being high probably makes it a million times worse

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:48pm

    texts like this made me wish I hung out with more people that did drugs... and makes me consider doing them myself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:23pm

    Space is scary as fuck, i know how you feel. Or felt. ha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    yeah i freaked last night because i was thinking about being dad and how this probably isnt real and then the world ending in 2012.. i dont even believe that stuff when im not high. i just got so scared. oh and aliens scare the shit out of me when im high. i cant even see stuffed animal ones...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:15pm

    rofl i love funny stoners. my food of choice are lo mein + crunchy cheetoes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:14pm

    lol @ lightweight ... aww this site is so fun to read when your stoned

    • Submitted by topherjig on Feb 14, 10 at 8:20am

      LMAO! AIN'T IT THO!!

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    Submitted by hookerplease on Jun 24, 11 at 5:53pm

    What's funny about this is that I'm wildly fascinated by the universe, especially when I'm high. Me and friends will put the Discovery Channel on and play that shit super slow. It's pretty awesome!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:40pm

    this happened to me once, but it wasnt drugs, it was puberty lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:26pm

    while on the subject to all my stoners out there watch Space Odessy 2001 while on a trip...it will put things into perspective....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:33pm

    this is by far my favorite tfln hahahahhah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:13pm

    One time I was high and was watching a space program about black holes and stuff and I thought my brain exploded, perhaps due to a black hole...not sure of the logic. I was too afraid to tell my friends. Ha ha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:16pm

    good job. i approve.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:31pm

    8:14, I'm emotional stoned and drunk. Like someone died, but usually the best night of my life. Oxymoron?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:13pm

    she said high, as in LSD, shrooms, X, etc. If you are high from those things it can be very scary. But of course who am I to argue against the logic of a douche bag?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:18pm

    Oh my god, this is every moment of every day for me. Then again, I smoke too much pot. But hear hear, the universe is SO INSANELY FRIGHTENING AND BEWILDERING and I don't get how anyone couldn't understand that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:01am

    @2:29 Weed and space definitely don't mix! LOL Love this text and love the Mary Jane!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:40pm

    whoever you are i love you. i have done the same. ha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:34am

    that made me laugh so hard my little stoner chest hurt ,ouch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:12pm

    my friend scared the shit out of me when we were stoned he kept screaming and looking behind me and eventually i started screaming too and i was freaking the fuck out and was running all over the house really scared

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:52pm

    Holy god this one had me laughing out loud! Totally empathize.... LOL

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:38pm

    This is basically the best thing I've ever read!! I kinda wanna be ur friend..and just btw, I feel like a total creeper now...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:10pm

    I got stoned and my friend and I went on a drive in the winter and I cried because everything was dead.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:40pm

    their are monsters in space...ones that have three fingers and ride rocks around the universe and beckon you to their space ship... fuck dude space is scaryyyyy maggie g. hi

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:53am

    I've so fucking done this lmao!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:37am

    one time i was so high that i passed out..i drempt about eating a big marshmellow.when i woke up my pillow was gone..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:49pm

    ...I went to my brothers little league game... real time sports is good shit while stoned

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:02am

    DUDE, space scared the fuck out of me and fireflys FUCK FIREFLY's!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:54am

    Drunk and currently getting high. Now I'm starting to think about how scary outer space really is. Thanks. Whoa dude... fuck....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:12am

    AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS. AHAHHAH AND 9:10. omgggggg

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:50pm

    Damn, this happened to me in the middle of a park in pittsburgh when I stopped by to smoke with some kids at the art institute. I was laying in the grass at 7am hallucinating and crying cause I was thinking too deep about space and death, with people walking to work right next to me. Worst experience of my life.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:47pm

    ahahaha... i was freaking out at the beach wondering why so many people gather just to look at water. everyone facing the same direction is just freaky

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:33am

    704 was the funnyest fuckin thing i ever heard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:16pm

    Pfft, who says it's a girl? I am a girl... and when I am high, all I want is ice cream cake (even better if it has blue icing), and cheezies, lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:25am

    Kirk is that you buddy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:48am

    charlotte?!? i've seriously probably blazed with this person hahaha yessssss

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:12pm

    I hear from a reliable source that it's disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. You would do well to fear it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:33am

    you know what else is scary...the ocean. its like space but wet...and we know for sure that there are monsters down there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:47pm

    space is fucking scary as shit. there's no ground. i would also like to piont out that my mind is impaired and my eyes are going crosseyes. my eyes are going crosseyed. crosseyed eyes. fun. haaahahaeheee :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:14pm

    i started crying after a 40 sack because the ending of a John Mayer song. You're not alone.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:58pm

    I'm SO glad you all found my friends text as funny as i did! I LOVE all your stories I just sat and laugh-cried for like 15 minutes!!!! lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:23pm

    WTF!!! i was stoned off my ass watching a video in astronomy class about the sun going supernova....it was the coolest thing ever! anything that begins has an end. find a can of man and suck it up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:37am

    One night when i was really high we were driving along this dark road and some black guy was taking out the trash and i started crying and freaking out cuz i thought he was some kind of monster dumping out human bodies. lol.....it was soo scary! i also always think trailer parks are midget homes....

    • Submitted by candyland on Jun 15, 10 at 1:54am

      LMAO!! this made me laugh so hard there were tears in my eyes..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:36pm

    Im wondering why the blue icing...?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:39am

    best food while high ice cream and grilled cheese dude

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:02pm

    I'm sooooo scared of space! I do this sober too but high, I totaly understand your distress

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:40am

    I've cried about space being scare when I'm sober too. Space and how it's infinite is freakin scary.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:14pm

    wow, that has totally happened to me before... ha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:49pm

    This made me laugh so hard my insides hurt. Thank you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:19pm

    agree ice cream is the best when high

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    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Apr 27, 11 at 4:39am

    been there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:22pm

    i've done that sober and stoned. i dont' even like to look at the moon anymore...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:20pm

    hahahahaha this person is fucking awesome dude!!! lets all get high!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:20pm

    i just read this at work and fell off my chair laugh-crying. people are staring. thanks, textsfromlastnight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:22am

    who says this person is a lightweight/rookie? i've been smoking pretty regularly now for a few years but some days i just get really high, higher than other days, and i too think about crazy shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:22pm

    hahah i know how you feel, i've almost cried thinking about space while i was high too many times to count. last night my friends and i went to this creepy old cemetary high and me and my friend just stood there hugging and crying in the middle of it..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:12pm

    you dicks who says its a girl or he/she didn't actually smoke a lot? this is awesome, because i feel for you ahahhaahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:40pm

    i smoked on the beach and this kid started freaking out about space and i started telling him about why he should be scared of the ocean. then i started thinking about a giant squid running on its tenticles on the water toward me and i had to go home i was so scared. on the walk i just kept waiting for a tenticle to slam down in front of me. now i really can't handle squids. they're going to take over the world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:31am

    way to go bro! a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

  • Submitted by topherjig on Feb 14, 10 at 8:22am

    why is everyone being anonymous??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:18am

    I have definitely been there before... Not fun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:44am

    You know the makers of the movie Earth? They also made a movie called Winged Migration and it's about all sorts of birds' flights. There was one type of wild geese that were migrating, and they flew over a farm with tamed geese, and when the tamed saw the wild, they tried flying too, but they couldn't. I cried my ass off because I was so sad that the tamed geese didn't live their lives doing what they were born to do....Fly. Hahaha.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:59am

    I relate to this text on so many levels.

  • Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 16, 10 at 4:31pm

    I love this. Bc I think of the same things when I'm stoned

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:08pm

    I've done this before! Except it was much more awkward because I was in the car with my parents. Space is the most scary but magical thing imaginable.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:19pm

    hahaha this happens to me too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:43pm

    every mistake i have ever made while high is justified by reading this thread

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:44pm

    this made me laugh real hard. thank you. space & the ocean are terrifying sober. but high its even worse. oh, watching The Exorcist high is a lot of fun, too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:15am

    fuck being high, im happy being sober

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:15pm

    thank you for a great laugh!

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    Submitted by photofilly31 on Mar 13, 10 at 12:32pm

    Totally done that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:01am

    how about thinking about space high laying down in grass looking up at starts. I've never felt so small, time to take another hit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:19pm

    HAHAHAAAA I LOVE YOU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:18pm

    lmfao space is scary shit. I always watch space vids when im high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:18pm

    that happens to me too! when i get high, i always get freaked out about the cosmos, and relay messages to my peers from the universe. oh, and i act and speak like a proper victorian lady.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:58pm

    i do that when im sober

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:40pm

    Ha! I just laughed out loud for like a minute.

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    Submitted by mingz on Jun 4, 10 at 12:53pm

    Hahaha I've totally done this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:46pm

    hahahah this is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:26pm

    This has happened to me countless times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:51am

    Pretty much anything except playing sports or working out is better high...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:24pm

    HAHAHAHAHA. I just love reading the responses to this. I may have just pee'd a little.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:34pm

    Space is scary! The only thing worse is Space with Clowns!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:34pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA @ 9:10

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:16pm

    This isn't necessarily a girl. Space scares the shit out of me too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:39am

    Best TFLN ever!! I so want to be your friend, and smoke with you... it would be so much fun!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:30pm

    i got so baked once that i thought my boyfriend's couch was going to eat me. i know how you feel.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:36pm

    man, i cry about space being scary when i'm sober. what the fuck. June 21, 2009 10:57PM Dude, me too. When I was a kid I used to nearly shit myself thinking of space and death. Dammit, now I have to go to bed and I'm going to be thinking of this. Worst idea ever.

  • Submitted by cheerandswimgirl on Jan 9, 11 at 8:44pm

    Definatly wanna smoke with you I'm from Charlotte too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:31pm

    704... is this Nick pelone?

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    Submitted by howabouttay on May 12, 14 at 3:38am

    Lol charlotte will do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:41am

    this totally happened to me too! mixing weed and astronomy class was a bad idea from then on...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:02pm

    HAHAHA that made me laugh so hard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:40am

    ommmmggg this has happened to me!