Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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