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  • Submitted by gabraham on Jul 5, 12 at 11:26am

    back then it was serious wig

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jul 5, 12 at 12:01pm

    You know Thomas Jefferson did.

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jul 7, 12 at 4:12am

      lol yea well its not hard when you own a lot of women.. doesn't quite count if you don't earn it lol

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 5, 12 at 11:23pm

    Of all the Founding Fathers, Ben Franklin laid the most pipe across the Atlantic. It's good to be the American ambassador to King Louis!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 26, 12 at 11:20pm

      Didn't he write an article somewhere explaining why older women made better lovers? (One of them was: No teeth.)

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    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Jul 5, 12 at 3:11pm

    Hahahahahahahaha fuck yeah gabraham

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    Submitted by killemall on Jul 6, 12 at 1:19am

    Makes you wonder if he got head from anyone with the same problem as him - wooden teeth.

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    Submitted by cmv04 on Jul 5, 12 at 10:07pm


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    Submitted by petdander on Oct 22, 13 at 9:52am

    I bet 906 and most all of you missed his unintentional pun.