do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he was CRYING into my vagina
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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